Dr. Clown

Dr. Clown's 2-in-1 Rectal Thermometer and Covid Test Kit

Sale price Price $199.00 Regular price $249.00 Unit price  per 

Reduce your daily probing by 50%1

Bend over just once a day, in the comfort of your own bathroom, and the privacy2 of your own home! Get fast and accurate results in minutes. Save time and money by using Dr. Clown's disposable Swab-o-Meters, the safe and effective way to enjoy your new normal. Backwards compatible with ID2020, CFU compliant contact tracing apps and select vaccination passports3.


  • Set your own cycle threshold
  • Accurate within 0.5 ° Fahrenheit /  0.28° Celsius
  • Future Proof for SPARS2025
  • Bluetooth LE (for sync with Ankle Monitor)


  • 286 grams
  • 3.25" x 1.625" x 7.375"
  • Requires 4 AAA Batteries4


Limited Time Offer

Use Promo Code EVENT201 for 15% off. Limit to 1 per Customer



(1) When compared to taking your rectal temperature and anal PCR test separately

(2) Upon first probing, you agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Conditions

(3) Certain government restrictions apply

(4) Batteries not included

(5) Parody products like this are jest(sic) as effective as a placebo